she laughed enough to migrate an entire flock of birds

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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heyfishie:

Oh my god

heyfishie:

Oh my god

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annstreetstudio:

Take a listen to our summer & wine playlist – as we head into the weekend, we hope you spend it with the ones you love, share a bottle of wine, create new memories & make the most of this glorious season…

annstreetstudio:

Take a listen to our summer & wine playlist – as we head into the weekend, we hope you spend it with the ones you love, share a bottle of wine, create new memories & make the most of this glorious season…

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vietnamesecoffee:

i want this marriage

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thatawkwardblondechick:


The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

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